Your Filthy Secrets |
Tell me a secret so dirty it turns you on just to admit it. I'll keep it a secret and tell you how filthy you are. |
Confidential to the anonymous sunbather: I’ve heard there are places like that where you can pick up some filthy action. Sounds like you got a whole lot of it! The question is, will you do more next time, you filthy fucker?
Confidential to the adventuresome lady: Um yeah, that’s filthy hot. I know, because I’m a guy, and all guys want that. Your’s isn’t into that? WHTF, dude? Shame…
p.s. Bonus points for outdoors, on video, or with an audience? Amen to that! Extra filthy bonus points for all three!
Confidential to the girl with the commando fantasy: Keep doing what you’re doing and your filthy dreams will come true. Let us know when it happens!
Confidential to the very sexy gender queer: Oh yeah that’s filthy. And brave. And really hot. Think you could pull it off?
Confidential to a guy who has a fetish I can’t come up with a name for: All over, everywhere? You know, they say the same thing about cats… Filthy!
Confidential to another good girl with a secret: I’m not sure if it would be filthier if you shared your fetish with him, or kept doing it in secret. Either way, filthy, filthy, naughty, bad, hot, hot, hot!
Another confidential to the spy master: Dude, thanks for the pics! They’re definitely filthy! And you’re filthier for arranging it. If I wasn’t in the business of keeping secrets, I’d share!
Confidential to the dude with a birthday: That was a filthy present you got. She’s definitely a keeper for that one… Happy Birthday!
Confidential to the couple working up to something big: It works just like learning to count. Sometimes it takes a while, is all. Patience is rewarded with filth!
Confidential to the LotR fan: Yeah, me too. But I sure didn’t take it as far as you did. That was filthy. Dangerous, too!
Confidential to the housewife: That’s not filthy. Everyone does it. Well, yes it is. I know 15 year old girls do it like that. Your’re three times that age, and still doing it. That makes something that isn’t filthy into something that is FILTHY. Good going! (And if any of that makes any sense, you’re more sober than I am.)
Confidential to the first-timer: Once you get over the idea, it’s not so bad, is it? Still filthy, of course! And that’s why you both like it so much…
Confidential to the guy with a goal: Can you really do that? Doesn’t it chafe? Good luck, you filthy fucker!
justmeandmycock-deactivated2012 asked: :(
I know, I know… I keep secrets. This is what you’re looking for: http://yourfilthysexsecret.tumblr.com/
justmeandmycock-deactivated2012 asked: Show us the posts and let us decide
Nope, that’s not how it works!